Their was a monster named Grendel, and he was super mad because he could here their music that was playing from their iPods. He he went up to Herot and decided to start killing people.
The Coming of Beowulf..
So Beowulf saw on a face-book status about this monster, so him and one of his men decided to go to target and get a GPS. After they got their GPS they got in his car and drove off.
The Battle with grendal..
So they begin to fight with each other, grendal just bought a cool new gun that he could fight with, and one of Beowulf’s men bought a hot glue gun just incase things started to get ugly, the fight begun and grendal one, he cut his arm off with a laser knight and hung it up with a drill.
The battle with Grendals mother…
So Grendals mom was watching CNN and saw this horrible fight that one of Beowulf’s men posted on YOUTUBE and got super super super MAD.. So she calls Beowulf on her new touch screen phone and had it out with him. He told her that she can meat him somewhere… so she did and they started to fight one of Beowulf’s men grabbed a power saw and threw it to Beowulf he cut of her head and killer her.. she died!
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